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Watashi wa shinku sa sete.

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool


mancermechro:

i gave some snuggins to a cute baby


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mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.


cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

howellingwithlaughter:

da-howel:

dans-clavicle:

nahshaw:

I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND HAVE THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE SWEET GOLDEN NECTAR OF LIFE

JESUS HAS ARISEN AND THIS IS HIS SOUNDTRACK

SWEET MOTHER


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its-not-an-obsession-its-love:

i hate how sometimes i have to say “my stomach hurts” or “my head hurts” when someone asks me to do something that i can’t do instead of being honest and saying “i have no energy” or “i’m really upset and i can’t bring myself to perform simple tasks” or “im emotionally exhausted” because physical pain is taken more seriously than mental pain, even though sometimes mental pain is ten times as bad


Anonymous said: Today I went to sit by my boyfriend in Math and he sits in the Corner of the room right by the teachers desk. And it was quiet work time. Let's just say a few moans got out while he fingered me.. And my teacher at first was like do you need to go get some water and I tried to get out "no I just remember this stuff from last year" and I came at the end of my sentence.. Ugh best thing ever when I have math first period. But.. My bestfriend watched the whole thing and said get it girl after class..

kissoholic:

this is one of the most awkwardest ones I’ve gotten so far ok A+

derrierebender:

aanglophile:

i’m going through fixing some tags on my blog and came across this video. honestly one of my favourite things to ever come out of this fandom

OF ALL THE THINGS I WANT BRYKE TO COME ACROSS

THIS IS, LIKE, PRETTY HIGH ON THE LIST

THIS IS ART! I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW! HOLY FUCK!!!


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bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 


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